Mashed my spectacles (yup, the good old-fashioned word) with my bottom and had to get a new pair of 'eyes'. Sb thought it's a deliberate act.
Gives a new meaning to "getting a fresh outlook on life". Still waiting though, bcos can't find old pair whilst waiting for the new.
In the meantime, Ctrl+ helps to turn online stuff into old-folksy large-print pages.
Trying not to read so much...
